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Voters have welcomed a third choice on the ballot, finally someone offering actual change - in this case the change is in the position of your roof. Milton is a category 5 hurricane is expected to destroy large portions of Florida, whereas Trump and Harris are category 10 clowns, guaranteed to destroy all of the Middle East.
Milton is the unity candidate, as everyone wants to see Disney World trashed. Although he can not do more damage to Disney than the Star Wars franchise.
Neither Trump nor Harris have tried to address climate concerns, particular Milton's concerns. Milton, on the overhand, promised to sweep all 30 of Florida's electoral votes, literally. He addressed fears that Floridians would be transported to Oz: 'Nonsense, we're not in Kansas anymore - it only has 6 electoral votes.'
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