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'We got the idea from "Have I Got News For You?" ' said a spokesman. 'When Angus Deayton had to leave because of the, erm, cocaine allegations, they brought in guest presenters. We’ve been doing the same with our Prime Ministers.'


The Conservative Party’s plan is to allow the children of wealthy donors to each do a week as "Intern PM" .


'Oh, they’d run the country, much as Liz is doing now,' said the spokesman. 'It will look good on their CVs and the chances are the pound might rally a bit.'


Keir Starmer described the idea as ‘interesting’ and asked if there would be an age limit.





Super Kwasi Facile Dipstick Fiscal Plan Is Hopeless


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Bank of England's unimpressed

The 'experts' have lost focus

Decent folk are in distress

While Tories swarm like locust

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Chum-diddle-fiddle, scum-diddle-guy

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It's... Super-Kwasi-Facile-Dipstick-Fiscal-Plan-Is-Hopeless

Even though the pound's in shit

He thinks he's quite precocious

The IMF are sick of it

Say he's a diplodocus

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