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Greta Thunberg has had to publically apologize for her stuffed toy and its hate-filled rants about dover sole and EU fishing quotas. However, videos have surfaced of the octopus marching with the EDL, giving eight nazi salutes.
The octopus in question has promoted mollusc-only restaurants and scrawled abusive graffiti about halibut. One anti-racist campaigner explained: 'The KKK's pointy hood was originally designed to cover octopus beaks. Remember, abusing aquatic life is a bait crime.'
Photo by Isabel Galvez on Unsplash
Much to the surprise of social media users, sometimes other people hold different opinions, without being the spawn of satan. Remarked one teenager: 'I really dislike that guy's haircut, I'm pretty sure he's a terrorist.'
Of course it's just possible that the middle-aged ar$ehole who doesn't share your taste in movies is not a kitten molester or the cause of the black death.
Explained one sociologist: 'Statistically it seems unlikely that 99% of people you interact with are Nazis. Not even 99% of Germans in 1939 were Nazis - and, other than Lawrence Fox, they were arguably their biggest fans.'
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