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The IDF have been accused of taking Halloween too far. Not content with covering Gaza in toilet roll, the Israeli army have opted for bombs and white phosphorus. Complained one shell-shocked resident: 'Trick? All I said is we were out of chocolates and they killed everyone.'
Benjamin Netanyahu said settlers had an historical right to all Palestinian candy. He denied he was wearing the costume of a blood thirsty monster, insisting it was his normal office suit.
An IDF spokesman dismissed Palestinian concerns. 'They love it. Look all their kids have dressed up as little zombies - adorable! What do you mean they're really dead?'
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Norfolk man Rod Flannigan plans to 'dust off' his only pair of jeans combined with a threadbare Ghostbusters T-shirt, an ensemble he wears on any given day - with local parents concerned that it is too frightening for young Trick or Treaters.
'I'm all for a bit of spooky fun, but this is horrific' said neighbour and mum of three, Karen. 'Our five year old Jake isn't afraid of Freddy Krueger answering the door, but having to endure the sight what decades of mundane work, chicken nuggets and cripplingly low aspiration could do to him is just sick. Flannigan should have the decency to hide behind a mask, like the bloody rest of us.'
Rod remains defiant. 'No one is scared of ghouls and ghosts these days' said the 45 year old. 'What's really frightening is the state of the NHS, my cat's food bill and the last three Star Wars films.'
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