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The government has added to its list of lifestyle choices it wants to stop, after successfully making providing flimsy shelter to homeless people in winter an offence.
'Walking around London carrying placards expressing concern for people being bombed and shot is clearly a lifestyle choice, and therefore will be banned,' said a government spokesman.
He listed drowning at sea as an acceptable lifestyle choice, while surviving drowning at sea as a clearly unacceptable lifestyle choice. 'We're not going to ban every lifestyle choice - we're not monsters,' he said.
'Well. maybe Suella is,' he added.
Baroness Hallett: Thank you for joining us, Lord Stevens. I know you are a busy man.
Lord Stevens: Anything I can do to assist, Baroness Hallet. I feel that this is a very important matter.
Baroness Hallett: Very well. Perhaps we may begin by getting your broad overview of the government's actions during the COVID lockdown, and its impact on the NHS whilst you were its Chief Executive.
Lord Stevens: There was a government...?
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