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Just five months after he was appointed as Gareth Whatshisname's successor, it seems nobody can remember the name of the new England football manager.


Fans all over the country are at a loss to name the bloke and not a single fan could pick him out from a line-up, if their life depended on it.


'I think he's called Brian, or Gary, or Terry, or something like that,' one fan told us.


'Have they sacked Venables, then?' another fan queried.


Newsbiscuit contacted the FA for clarification and their spokesperson told us they knew exactly who he was, he was the best and would win trophies, before hastily hanging up the phone.


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Following the recent resignation of Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury, it has been revealed his successor will be Gary Lineker.


It is understood that Mr Lineker will take up the post next year.


An insider has said that Mr Lineker hopes to bring the Church of England to a wider audience, and will host a weekly show called "Matins of The Day".


story by: urbanhermit


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