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Wracked by civil disorder, France has seen street artists take to the streets - but without human statues, who no one likes. Leading the fight were mime artists, using sad white faces and a fake flowers for squirting petrol bombs.
Dishing out the silent treatment, hordes of Mimes were inked by one very long invisable rope. They made their demands known through a series of elaborate hand gestures.
The Mimes were unintimidated by the threat of prison, knowing they could break out of any imaginary box. Asked to comment, one mime said: '!'
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EDL spokes-wazzock, Andy Notherthing, has voiced concerns from across the bigot community.
'I have a mate who knows someone who can read, and he says he saw this article on Wikipedia that reckons sweat is lighter than saltwater. Everyone knows that French swelter like a glassblower's arse - even in winter. But, what with this long hot spell, sweat will be gushing down their rivers to the coast like a reverse Severn Bore.
'Your crafty migrant could probably surf their way across the channel on waves of French perspiration. Our navy should be firing depth charges filled with Lynx into the English Channel'.
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