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Harry and Meghan have been handing out food to residents affected by the wildfires in Los Angeles as blazes continue to sweep across the region.
They comforted volunteers and handed out samples of Meghan’s American Riveria Orchard goodies to evacuees. Recipients were thrilled to receive individual portions of exclusive foods, including Matsutake mushroom pate, Kopi Luwak coffee, and Caciocavallo Podolico cheese. ‘These pseudo-royals know how to live it up,’ trilled one lucky recipient, ‘but to be honest, I’d have preferred a burger.’
Meghan had dressed down for the event, and was wearing a blue LA baseball cap. She was photographed speaking to a distressed celeb, telling her that she knew what it was like to have your world turned upside down and to end up with nothing.
Meghan told reporters, photographer and influencers, ‘We didn't come out here for publicity.  We came out here to help our neighbours overcome this terrible tragedy.  Would you like to try some of my Densuke watermelon?’
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Los Angeles erupted in flames, as Hollywood notables tried to burn their season ticket to Diddy's mansion and the Epstein Island. So huge was the pile of evidence, that the conflagration could be seen for miles. Witnesses said the smoke cloud resembled a gurning Bill Clinton.
The client list, which is said to include 7% of all Americans and 100% of Oscar nominees, filled whole warehouses. All those names have now been lost in the fires and can only be recovered if you Google 'people who thanked Beyonce'.
Sadly the fires have spread to engulf Trump's hush money, Obama's birth certificate and Joe Biden's war crimes and pill prescription. Lawyers say they will be unable to prosecute due to a lack of evidence, meaning P.Diddy will walk free - if only he was not going to be found mysteriously dead in his cell next week.
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