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The outcome of a poll looking to discover the public's most memorable stunt or special effect didn't go to classic scenes such as the French Connection's Car Chase or Skyfall's Train Fight; instead the surprise winner was the work behind the camera on several films leading to Keanu Reeves being capable of showing emotion.


"We had no idea movie lovers felt this strongly about Keanu's range," said Kay Gripp, who commissioned the survey. "Over his career, you can see how technology has developed. Bram Stoker's Dracula was so early in the days of CGI that they had to rely on practical effects to give any outward display of sentiment. If you look closely, you can see the strings being used to move Keanu's usually lifeless face beyond its normal rictus. However, by the time we reach John Wick, computing power had advanced so much that you'd almost believe he had feelings towards that dog."


When asked what the future held for special effects, Gripp felt the advance of Artificial Intelligence would be the key, remarking, "With every evolution, we get closer to the holy grail of special effects, which is - of course - a version of Sean Connery with the trifecta of a slim build, realistic hair, and a convincing accent for the role he's playing."


In Hollywood, upon hearing about his win, Keanu Reeves was moved enough to allow an eyebrow to raise slightly and to give the following statement to his fans, "Whoa."


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Just when you thought... actually, it's probably safe to go back in the water.


An explosion in toothy terror films featuring sharks – often also involving freak meteorological events – has been driven by an appetite for thrasher movies. NewsBiscuit insiders chewed the ear off those involved in the bitey flicks industry to hunt down what fresh meat will be thrown into the water this summer (you're gonna need a bigger goat.)


Below is a mere fraction of fins poking above the surface which will slowly circle and then frenzy feed the hunger of cinematic shark attack consumers. Or if not at the pictures, possibly straight-to-stream:



Raiders of the Lost Shark


Star Jaws


The Shoreshark Redemption


Great White Expectations


10 Things I Hate About Chew


A Dot in the Shark


Carry On Nurse Shark


What Lies Be-teeth


Hammerhead Over Heels


Sharpocalips Now


Ocean's 10½


Murphy's Gnaw


The Texas Chainjaw Massacre


Tango and Gnash


Crouching Tigershark, Hidden Dragonfish


Barefoot in the Shark


The Enemy With-fin


I Gnaw What Chew Did Last Summer


Der... Dum and Der... Dummer


Raging Bull-shark


A Farewell to Arms


Reservoir Dogfish


An Inconvenient Tooth


Chomper Stomper


The Woman in Great White


Bite Club


Dr. No Legs


Call for Arms


Shaun the Sharkbait


The Little Mermaid II - the Dessert


Headless in Seattle



H/T: sinnick & Walter Eagle


Image: Wix AI

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