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Sherlock fails to solve riddle of what TV wire goes where

The sleuth admitted: 'Just when I thought I'd unravelled the mystery, I find that the Baker Street Irregulars have plugged their Xbox into the back. What a mess! It's a tangled web of lies, deceit and coaxial cables.

'Mycroft said my smart TV wasn't smart enough. While Dr. Watson's been no help whatsoever, as he can't even operate the DVD player. It's enough to drive a fellow to opium.'

Holmes later accused Moriarty of hiding the internet cable, but a spokesman for Moriarty said it was just an example of 'crossed wires'.

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