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Despite being sued for $150bn for platforming genocidal banter, the social media giant insisted that extra judicial killing was not against their policy. Sadly, over 700,000 Rohingya were displaced in 2017 and forced at gun point to join MySpace.
The Facebook algorithm is notorious for elevating controversy and ignoring your Aunt's update on her holiday on the Isle of Wight. A lawyer explained: 'If it was so bad, why were all those soldiers spamming the like button? Not one of the murder victims updated their status with a sad face emoji.'
Asked if they thought it mattered if they had emboldened the slaughter, one employee said: 'Matter? I think you'll find its pronounced 'Meta''.
Barry S*ite, a moronic costermonger from Billericay, is still refusing to take government advice to get vaccinated and help combat Covid. The fifty-three year-old argues it’s a breach of his civil liberties and his inherent right to do "whatever he likes and f*ck the rest of them".
'My Dad and his Dad didn’t fight in two World Wars to win our freedom only for subsequent governments to tell me I have to allow myself to be jabbed with some stuff, that not only protects me but also those around me too. What's all that about? Daft or what!
'And anyway, this Covid is a load of old pony. It doesn’t really exist. I know that cos I have a mate who’s a doctor in London and he says it’s all just made-up to sell newspapers and that. Oh, and by the way, according to an anti-vax group I belong to on Facebook, just one tiny dose has more proteins than a dozen eggs and introduces three different types of nanoprobe GPS tracking devices into your bloodstream.
'If some bloody oldies fall off the twig then tough luck because that’s life, isn’t it? They’ve all had a good innings. Yeah? It means that I can get around the supermarket a lot easier without them clogging up the aisles with their wheelies, loitering beside the cheeses gossiping to one another about Bert having a bag fitted or Gladys dying last week.
'I voted for Boris to get Brexit done and he did, but why is he now treating us like we’re still under the European jackboot? Well I for one shan't capitulate to state pressure. I've never had a day's illness in my life. Fit as a bleedin' fiddle I am, mate.'
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