In 2010 a crack exam-grade study group was sent to school for a crime they didn't commit. These classmates promptly escaped from a maximum security library to the London underground. Today, still wanted by hiring executives, they survive as underpaid contract workers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...
...the A*-Team.
Do you have A* grades at A-level which are far superior to all A grades achieved by A-level students prior to 2010?
Can you turn a broken down combine harvester into a cabbage throwing machine while locked in a flimsy shed during a montage?
While spraying automatic machine gun fire at 600 rounds per minute, can you fail to hit a single baddie?
And do you want to own your own home, providing it's a 1983 GMC van with a cool stripe and a lovely paint job that you live in with three others?
If the answer is yes, then loiter by the vegan falafel stand at 3pm tomorrow and look out for someone badly disguised.
Your contact's coded phrase will be: 'I love it when a flan comes together.'
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