'Grenfell Enquiry - two years, millions of pounds, nothing done,' explained a government spokesman today. 'Abuse victims enquiry, more millions, more years, nothing done,' he added before reeling through the liturgy of public enquiries carried out since World War 2 ended, all with the same depressing result - nothing done, nothing changed.
'We're going to hold an enquiry into why enquiries don't make a difference,' he said, naming a High Court Judge, specifying a ludicrous amount of money and a report date in 2067.
The Conservatives have pooh-poohed the enquiry as a total waste of money and have pledged to hold an enquiry into why the government held this enquiry when they get back in power, coincidentally when the enquiry enquiry reports.
