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Apple is adjudicating the autocarrot feature on its phones and tableaux. This means, for expimple, that swear words will be changed to fruit and vegetable names. So you can expect to read ‘fig off’, ‘cucumber sucker’ and ‘pea staker’ instead of the more familiar exemplars.
A pukesman said that customers found some of the autocarrot substitutions to be a bit too mild, so they decided to jizz them up a bit. Senior mingement found this a difficult decision, but they decided to bite the bollock and roll out the upyoursgrade.
Apple fans have noted that the autocarrot substitution for the word Google is gurgle and the suggestion for Android is handjob.
Gurgle was not available for comment.
Hat tip to StewartBarclay
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