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Good old Nigel Farage, who hopes to become MP for Claptrap on Sea, has promised to reform Reform after staging a one-man coup and becoming its Supreme Leader. 


Voters in the constituency of Claptrap are grateful that they will now have an alternative to Count Binface as a candidate to vote for if they wish to wave two fingers at the tedious leaders of all of the serious but boring 'real' political parties.


Farage has certainly been popular, drawing crowds and receiving well-meaning, but poorly-aimed, dairy-based beverages.


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Conservative - 'Easy Come, Easy Go' by Elvis Presley



Labour - 'I Heard It On The Grapevine' by Marvin Gaye



Lib Dems - 'Don't You Forget About Me' by Simple Minds



Green - 'Imagine' by John Lennon



SNP - 'My Perfect Cousin' by The Undertones



Reform - 'We're Only Making Plans for Nigel' by XTC



Plaid Cymru - 'My Little Empire' by the Manic Street Preachers



Count Binface - 'All I Ask Of Myself Is That I Hold It Together' by Ned's Atomic Dustbin



DUP - 'I'm Going Slightly Mad' by Queen



Sinn Fein - 'Brothers in Arms' by Dire Straits



Britain First - 'Run Like Hell' by Pink Floyd




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