Good old Nigel Farage, who hopes to become MP for Claptrap on Sea, has promised to reform Reform after staging a one-man coup and becoming its Supreme Leader.
Voters in the constituency of Claptrap are grateful that they will now have an alternative to Count Binface as a candidate to vote for if they wish to wave two fingers at the tedious leaders of all of the serious but boring 'real' political parties.
Farage has certainly been popular, drawing crowds and receiving well-meaning, but poorly-aimed, dairy-based beverages.
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