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A page of useful and pertinent information left open all day on a laptop, which was finally closed down when it became clear it wasn't needed, has become vitally important just afterwards, it has been confirmed.
A mere 2 minutes and 48 seconds after closing the tab, that information suddenly became of huge value. For luck's sake.
Sources have revealed that the page in question, which is now proving somewhat of a bugger to find and reopen, provided a detailed explanation of the differences between Murphy's Law and Sod's Law.
According to social media, you can find out if your partner really loves you by suggesting that they should peel an orange for you. If they are prepared to undertake this small act of kindness for you, then they are indeed a keeper.
However, big business has moved in to undermine the test, as up-market stores are now selling pre-peeling oranges, satsumas, kumquats and even grapes. And to minimise the effort required even further, you can have them delivered to your house in under 30 minutes.
So, if you feel the need to test your partner in this way, you should make sure that they haven’t been cheating on you with the internet.
Experts say that it may be better to address the issue more directly. For example, by asking your partner if they can lend you fifty quid.
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