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A bunch of mindless, immature nincompoops with snot-bubble noses and off the scale pester power for Happy Meals have somehow managed to let slip top level military plans.
Trey Baker, a junior Idiot-proofing contractor for end-to-end encryption said, 'We developed Signal to be one of the most secure forms of communication publicly available. Unfortunately, we forgot to account for the idiocy of the US Secretary of Defence.'
'We must do better. If the top brass of a nuclear superpower can find a way around your idiot-proof system, then you have to hold your hands up and admit it's your own fault for underestimating imbecilic levels the American government can achieve.
'Me? Oh I just got a promotion. Head of Marketing. We're already the number one downloaded app in several countries. You can't buy that level of brand awareness with all the money in a secret offshore Musk account.'
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