Negotiations that would allow Canada to join Australia in a European singing competition have slowed, with concerns growing that Canada might alternate between Celine Dion and Justin Bieber on a never ending loop.
One European negotiator spoke on the condition of anonymity 'Near... far... wherever you are. Oh God, it's happening already. I think if the US ever invades Canada, they could just play that song on a loop until the American troops begin weeping and voluntarily leave.'
'If you combined that with some weaponised glitter canons, the Canadians could use 'My Heart will go on' as an offensive weapon, clearing a path to the White House before Mark Carney pushes Donald Trump off a door into the icy waters of the North Atlantic.'
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A computer game created for the White House government website has been removed due to a potential copyright infringement.
The Tetris-style game, called 'Build the Wall', was taken down shortly after rights owners The Tetris Company raised concerns over its use of the game's likeness.
The premise of the game was for players to stack blocks to build a wall to 'protect the border from zombies' trying to get into the US.
However, the removal of the 'Build the Wall' game is further proof that US President Donald Trump still cannot deliver on his promise of building an impregnable border wall between the US and Mexico.
Meanwhile, Canada is awaiting anxiously on the US building a wall between it and the States as they would feel 'very much safer from their Southern neighbours' with one in place.
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