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A branch of KFC in Birmingham, Alabama has egg on its face after showing pictures of Birmingham, Englandshire, in its restaurant.
Diners in the thriving Alabama city seemed amused by the confusion with its quaint European counterpart which became bankrupt after being obliged to pay its female serfs at the same rates as the male ones.
The company is looking into how the mistake happened and thinks its new AI restaurant décor system may need a few tweaks.
- Wrenfoe
- Sep 15, 2023
This comes off the back of the announcement that Wilkos will be replaced by a nail bar/vape shop conglomerate. Signalling the end of the High Street as we know it, we are entering a phase where we will all obsess over hard gel and smell like candy floss.
The Bank of England has long warned of high interest rates and a pathogical desire for fibreglass nail extensions. Said one CEO: 'In late stage capitalism, everyone will have twelve inch nails and a complete inability to touch type.
'Our economy may be in the sh$t but we can all peel a grapefruit in under five seconds.'
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