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For-profit suicide? What could go wrong???



The plans to legalise assisted suicide, are to be outsourced to a private sector, renowned for it's safeguarding and prioritising of people over profits. No...hold on...what am I saying?!? Holy f*ck they are going to kill Grandma!!!!


Seriously, at the first sign of a cough they are going to melt us all down for glue. We are putting our trust into the same @rseholes pumping sh1t into our water supply and our TV screens.


They do not need a cash incentive to pull the plug, they are the same guys making our electricity bills so high, we will forced to pull our own plug.


Run Grandma. Run while you can!!!!!!!


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Assisted dying to be decided by Wes Streeting coin toss



Opponents say safe guards have been watered down, but Ministers insist they have the very finest Magic Eight Ball. High Court judges will no longer determine consent, instead it will be a panel of experts, consisting of a six-sided dice, a roulette table and a pack of tarot cards.


Rather than rigorous checks, the determining factors will be are they poor, disabled and liable to leave all their money to Wes Streeting. Provided the applicant meets these strict criteria and they are sufficiently confused, then it's off to the knacker's yard.


The Bill in its current state includes provision for a large spinning 'wheel of death' to be hosted by Ant & Dec. The Minister said: 'People are upset about drawing lots, blindfolded from a bag of marbles but I say, life is random, it's a lottery. In this case, it will be a literal lottery on the BBC at 7pm. Good luck, Gran, I've got my fingers crossed!'




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