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Diners at a Liverpool Street bistro looked on in utter disbelief as a good vet got a plate of lamb cutlets back on its feet again.
Hedge Fund Investor, Tim Shannon, ordered Cannon of Lamb cooked medium-rare. He said: ‘I'm not squeamish but when it came it was almost swimming in blood. I mentioned to my colleague “a good vet could get that back on its feet again" and with that all hell broke loose.
‘Some chap shouts out, "stand back, I’m a vet!” He then shoos us away from our table and erects a makeshift screen around it using a few tablecloths.
‘We hear a bit of puffing and panting, then to everyone’s amazement a bleating sound. Next thing we see is the chap emerging from behind the screen carrying this beautiful fluffy lamb.’
Restaurant Proprietor, Gyles Pettigrew, told reporters. ‘It was amazing and publicity has done us no harm.'
When asked how the lamb was doing after the ordeal, Pettigrew added: 'Oh, the little fellow is just fine. He’s out the back in the freezer preparing to guest star in Wednesday's Gourmet Evening.'
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The government has stated that it cannot evacuate any British nationals from Ukraine in time as all RAF flights are busy evacuating animals form animal sanctuaries in the country. In a statement the government has expressed sadness at having to cut British nationals out of the evacuation, but stated a precedent has been set and the Prime Minister is known to be a stickler for following the rules. 'Once the dogs, cats and donkeys are flown into the UK it's likely that the Ukraine will effectively be part of Russia. In fact, according to Liz Truss, it already is,' said a government spokesperson today.
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