After blaming vertically challenged ATC operators for the tragic crash in Washington airspace last week, the President has now alleged that the software and equipment were to blame for not being up to snuff. Specifically he has concluded the programming is woke and the equipment, being semiconductor based, is inherently trans.
'He will make sure a non-woke, non-trans system is up and running and made in an American factory,' said a spokesperson. 'No, I wasn't aware that no suitable products are made in America,' answered the spokesperson after the inevitable first question. 'And I'm guess he isn't either,' he/she/it replied.