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A spokesperson for the firm claimed, 'We thought we’d made it in our secure building yard, turns out it got free and installed itself on the M25 near Clacket Lane Services. What are you going to do? This sort of thing just happens now and everyone just sort of accepts it.'


They continued, 'This bridge must have hallucinated some wrong structural integrity and just made some assumptions on core load considerations, and it obviously just fell apart. If only there was something we could have done.'


After shrugging and tutting a bit they added, 'These Large Building Models just place a block and then place another block next to it which they think, statistically, will work best based on looking at some other bridges. It does say in some small print somewhere it could be wrong and end up destroying the human race, so I think we’re covered legally.'


A road sign was put up next to the disaster saying, 'I apologise for the confusion in my previous bridge, let me correct that for you.'


Image: WixAI




The new phone recently released today by one of the electronics giants has been hailed by experts as "slightly better in some way than the one you already have".


"Processor speed, camera quality, screen resolution, AI integration - many of these are probably a slight improvement on the previous model. Maybe even all of them."


However, they warned that demand for the new model is likely to be so high, there may be a wait of several weeks before you can get your hands on one.


"By which time we'll be telling you to buy something else."


image by Grok


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