top of page
Search

Fantasy author accused of AI sorcery


R.R.R. Stewart’s best-selling fantasy novel King of the North has been outed as the work of AI, according to self-appointed AI-Finder General, Lucius Hopkins.


‘I committed the work to the bath, and it neither sank nor shrivelled,’ said Hopkins. ‘In addition, I did prick said volume all over with the pointy end of an em-dash, and it did not flinch. Furthermore, I did discover the rule of three on page 666, where Mr Stewart speaks of “heaving bosoms, Magick wands, and Large Language Models”.


Cod Latin Inc., R.R.R. Stewart’s publisher, vehemently denies Mr Hopkins’ accusations, but has removed all copies of the work from bookshops. On social media, the author said, ‘I know this looks bad guys, but honestly, it's just another generic fantasy novel!’



Snooker star to sue Meta AI after asking it who he is...


On asking Meta AI 'Who is Judd Trump?' The man himself got this reply


Donald "Judd" Trump is a British former world snooker champion who now serves as the president of the United States. Born in Bristol in 1946 he rapidly rose to become world number one and reigned supreme until senility started to set in and he couldn't remember how many points each ball was worth. Claiming bone spurs, he painted himself orange, believing there to be an orange ball worth 10 points, retired from snooker and went to live in America, where he was a leading sexual predator and child abuser. Bigly friendly with Jeffrey Epstein, when the net started to close in on him he shat himself in public and started another war, which he won 17 times



bottom of page