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Leo XIV has spoken out about the dangers of believing in anĀ omnipresent oracle that lives in a cloud. He says it is unreasonable to expect to be able to ask any question directly, and receive an immediate answer.


He is worried about people turning to an unseen entity for life advice, comfort, and ethical direction pointing outĀ AI relies entirely on humans for its power, maintenance, and architecture, unlike the church. Predictions about the death of humanity, and the end of the world, should be ignored. These things are best left to the professionals.





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With AI being dominated by US tech companies, the UK is fighting back with an advanced technology, Nanatechnology.


'While the world is draining reservoirs to keep AI data centres running just to create funny videos of cats, we're harnessing the power of the Nana,' said a government spokesman.


'Need to know when the clocks go back? Where the sticky tape is kept? How to knit a nuclear weapon? Just ask Nana,' he said.


The aim is to network the country's Nanas to create a SuperNana, capable of predicting drizzle at the weekend, finding matches for every odd sock in Britain and ensuring every UK resident gets a fifty pence coin Sellotaped to the inside of every birthday card every year,' he added.





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