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With AI being dominated by US tech companies, the UK is fighting back with an advanced technology, Nanatechnology.
'While the world is draining reservoirs to keep AI data centres running just to create funny videos of cats, we're harnessing the power of the Nana,' said a government spokesman.
'Need to know when the clocks go back? Where the sticky tape is kept? How to knit a nuclear weapon? Just ask Nana,' he said.
The aim is to network the country's Nanas to create a SuperNana, capable of predicting drizzle at the weekend, finding matches for every odd sock in Britain and ensuring every UK resident gets a fifty pence coin Sellotaped to the inside of every birthday card every year,' he added.
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As fears over AI running out of control and killing us all grow by the minute, a true hero has come forward to save the human race.
Speaking to reporters from inside his gold and jewel encrusted lair, Donald Trump said. 'All this stuff about AI going to kill us is fake news. People are overreacting. But in the unlikely event there is any truth in this woke garbage, just relax, word. Because I'm a smart president. Everyone says so. The smartest. And I aced three kindergarten tests to prove it.
'No one knows more about AI or global crises than I do. Let's face it, I'm responsible for all the current ones. So if these robots do try any funny business we'll get our brave ICE agents to pour bleach over them. They won't like that and it'll knock them out in seconds. RFK and Pete Hegseth agree.
'So that's that. Carry on as normal. Now I gotta go and cheat at golf. Thank you for your attention to this matter.'
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