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ModelMaker
Oct 20
Steveb
Oct 20
Police return £8 million worth of chips stolen by seagulls
Chips with a street value of £8 million have been seized by police in a swoop called Operation Batter. 'Seagulls are the scourge of our...
Throngsman
Oct 19
Commons select committee 'reluctantly' exonerates Taylor Swift
A cross party select committee has reluctantly concluded that Taylor Swift hasn't been awarded a multi-billion pound contract to supply...
James_doc
Oct 19
Fans of Mrs Brown's Boys Shocked by Rehearsal Revelation
Following a "clumsy joke where a racial term was implied" during rehearsals for the Christmas Special of Mrs Brown's Boys, fans and...
deskpilot
Oct 18
It’s not a fat tax, it’s a Wellness Allowance
Rumours about the autumn budget continue to swirl around, each one madder than the one before. It’s hard to figure out what’s what. ...
NewsBiscuit
Oct 18
Fear that ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ intends to bring back Timmy Mallet.
The public and armed services are on high alert, after a leaked memo suggests that a No-Deal Brexit will lead to re-runs of ‘Mallet’s...
deskpilot
Oct 18
Donald Trump's Medical Report, by Dr Seuss
Under pressure from Kamala Harris, who has released medical reports showing that she is in excellent health, Donald Trump has followed...
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