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tacitus
Oct 22
Squirrel Apologizes for Cuba Blackout
A squirrel named Sparky has posted an official apology on X for causing Cuba’s recent nationwide power grid failure. ‘I was just sitting...
Wrenfoe
Oct 21
Musk bribing voters, complains Lobbyist
The billionaire owner of the social media site previously known as Prince, has decided to offer swing state voters $1m to overlook...
Chipchase
Oct 21
Misunderstanding sees Redditch man wait twelve hours to be served in Starbucks
Brian Wilson from Redditch was kept waiting in Starbucks for over twelve hours after entering the shop with the intention of buying a...
Kit Caboodle
Oct 21
Bertrand Papin, Oldest Rider in the Tour de France, Stops to ask Directions for the 1,723rd Time.
Winner: Flash Arry Runners-Up: 'When I'm older, I want to be President of America.' (SteveB); "I'm sorry, I don't go south of the river...
deskpilot
Oct 21
Government to tax social media posts
Insiders suggest that, in a shock move, the government will use the October budget to introduce a new tax on social media posts. Although...
NewsBiscuit
Oct 20
Trump likes winners – so he backs Coronavirus.
In a bold move, the President said he will support the clear success stories of 2020; this includes Poverty, War, plus Covid-20, the...
Doctor Chutney
Oct 20
Porton Down fined for creating unhealthy workplace
Porton Down, the science and defence technology campus in Wiltshire, has been fined after health and safety inspectors left with a...
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