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Chipchase
Oct 24
It's true. Your next-door neighbour really is an idiot
A report recently published has confirmed something that you've already known for years. Your next door neighbour is a total idiot, and...
James_doc
Oct 23
Clarkson has heart fitted
TV personality, farmer, and spokesman for Wrangler Jeans Jeremy Clarkson revealed today he recently underwent a heart procedure,...
Doctor Chutney
Oct 23
Car powered by sewage is proceeding swimmingly
Engineers and students at the University of Warwick are working on a hydrogen powered car that is fuelled by sewage. The sloppy jalopy...
ModelMaker
Oct 23
MacDonalds branch closes after elderly, insanitary, unqualified chip fryer found found working there
An elderly man suspected of suffering from dementia and anal leakage, was seen tending the chip fryer in a MacDonalds branch. A...
MrQ
Oct 22
Wrenfoe
Oct 22
Streeting: Unemployed to be given Brazilian Butt Lift
Following on from the weight loss jab, the unemployed will also be given their own personal butt-cushion to aid with office work. A...
Ian Searle
Oct 22
Dodgy moment during Clarkson heart operation as the surgeon’s hand slipped and Jeremy’s nose lit up.
Jeremy Clarkson was rushed to hospital this week. The journey took longer than usual as the three paramedics insisted on building the...
NewsBiscuit
Oct 22
Price of scrap bronze will plummet if UK removes all its racist statues.
Protestors in Bristol have hurled a statue of Edward Colston into the sea, which is a slightly more dignified exit than he gave the...
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