As predicted by scientists late last week, Tuesday happened yesterday following the passing of Monday the previous day. Scientists had...

Just a few weeks after the November 2032 US elections, the asteroid 2024 YR4 will hopefully annihilate the Earth. Fortunately, Elon...

An unnamed member of the Extinction Rebellion has said she was torn between doing the right thing, with its fleeting satisfaction, as...

Though it may be optimistic to talk of Donald Trump’s staff ever being embarrassed, it’s safe to say they are annoyed at the leak of his...

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Hotel California Did Buddy Holly die in 1959, Elvis in 1977? Was Wacko taken from us in 2009? Or did they retire? Imagine you are a...

In his drive for efficiency gains, Mr. Musk has discovered that there are 8 billion feckless humans, breathing valuable oxygen, that...

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Renowned provider of cosmic human centipedes and bum chains for satellites, SpaceX, has stunned breathers by announcing that it has...

Britain's pound fell to what currency traders said was an "all-time low" yesterday evening when it turned up drunk to a party and started...

Recessions are a pain.  Prices are going up, businesses are going bust, and shops closing.  The media has a field day, going on about...

Winner: FlashArry Runners-Up: "Dastardly villain strike action affects damsel in distress." (APepper); "This service has been cancelled...

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