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BillClay
Jan 10
AI companies outsource work to non-synthetic, sentient meat sacks
Companies have started outsourcing Artificial Intelligence work to real people with real intelligence. This is due to the huge costs...
Lockjaw
Jan 10
Throngsman
Jan 10
What the changes to Facebook mean for you
Facebook has stated that it will comply with anything Musk tells Trump to tell Zuckerberg. With immediate effect, it will cease checking...
Jack the Quipper
Jan 9
Trial questions for would-be agony aunts/uncles/piblings etc.
Q: Can everyone see what total knobs Donald Trump, Nigel Farage and Elon Musk are, or am I wearing magic glasses? Q: My wife assured me...
Nicka
Jan 9
New police scandal: more time spent fighting crime than dancing at carnivals
In 2024, statistics have revealed, police shockingly spent more time fighting crime than they did dancing in large, plastic sunglasses at...
Wrenfoe
Jan 9
Dry January means not washing for a month
Harry Redmond (36) insisted that January would be the smelliest of all months, with not a drop touching lips or any other part of his...
ChrisF
Jan 9
Land Rover driver finally enjoys two days of using its full capability
The owner of a Land Rover near you is loving the snowy weather and is hoping for loads more, it has been confirmed. He is, at last,...
Nicka
Jan 8
Corrupt politicians speak in Rasta to evade detection
A Commons scandal is brewing as two MPs have been caught using ‘an unfamiliar dialect in the house’ to discuss siphoning off public money...
BillClay
Jan 8
Checking facts is soooo 2024
Hi there, it’s Lyn Floohenzur, your absolute favorite girl is here, for you, telling what is what and how it is, right? Before we get to...
Suburban Dad
Jan 8
‘I didn’t shit myself, I sat in coffee’ claims Republican
A US Republican Senator filmed fleeing down a fire escape during last year’s storming of congress has stated that the brown spreading...
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