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deskpilot
Oct 25
Budget changes are disastrous / brilliant
A special interest group has called tax and benefit changes in the budget disastrous / brilliant. A spokesman said, 'These changes will...
mcdabble
Oct 25
Balmoral estate not planning to use planning permissions to plan weddings
The King's Balmoral estate has said it has no plans to allow wedding planners to plan weddings despite submitting plans to expand events...
NewsBiscuit
Oct 25
Trump to launch NHS’s first striptease/carvery outlet.
Moving from a health care system run by communists, Mr. Trump promised to transform the NHS with a coup. A Trump spokeswoman explained:...
Doctor Chutney
Oct 25
Post Office admits pre-Horizon system Abacus may have been faulty
While the inquiry into the Horizon IT scandal continues its work, the Post Office has now admitted that the accounting system prior to...
ModelMaker
Oct 24
Prisoners’ families say their rights are being ignored in premature prison clear out of scroats
The government has been accused of lacking compassion after thousands of scroats have unexpectedly been released early from prison to...
Wrenfoe
Oct 24
Labour secretly supplied Harris with Taylor Swift tickets
Keir Starmer has been forced to deny interfering in a foreign election, despite definitely interfering in a foreign election. In his...
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