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Sydalg
Jan 11
From NB archives: Ancient Rome
Severe criticism of social services as Romulus and Remus placed in foster care of she-wolf. Defence Secretary resigns after he admits god...
FlashArry
Jan 11
Trump plans Mexican border canal
'So, we get the Mexicans to build a huge moat along the border: part of it is already riverly and it is much easier to dig a bigly-long...
deskpilot
Jan 11
Choosing your hospital – a patient’s guide
If you’ve made it past your GP (well done) and a battery of tests, and you’ve got medical support for an operation, then Good News! You...
Sir Lupus
Jan 11
No hypocrisy in helping fellow rich arsehole, spokesperson for Farage says
A spokesperson for anti-immigration, pro-sovereignty politician Nigel Farage has said that his recent whirlwind visit to support Serbian...
tacitus
Jan 11
Mars bans Elon Musk
In a blow to Elon Musk’s plan to colonize Mars, the Martian government has banned the multi-billionaire from setting foot on the planet. ...
Lockjaw
Jan 11
Ian Searle
Jan 10
Iceberg sends Captain of the Titanic 'cease and desist' letter
A former Iceberg has sent a legal "cease and desist" letter to Captain Edward John Smith demanding he stop saying it 'sank the Titanic.'...
NewsBiscuit
Jan 10
Satan is a Coeliac.
In outlawing gluten-free bread for Holy Communion, the Bishop of Rome has decreed that those with an intolerance to wheat are in pact...
BillClay
Jan 10
AI companies outsource work to non-synthetic, sentient meat sacks
Companies have started outsourcing Artificial Intelligence work to real people with real intelligence. This is due to the huge costs...
Lockjaw
Jan 10
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