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eppursimuove
Nov 14
Judges urged to leave out the 'preachy bit'
Mr Justice Bufton-Tufton was about to pass sentence in the case of a particularly heinous murder when he was crestfallen to receive a...
Sydalg
Nov 13
More fake news from the NB archives
6th cent. BC. Buddha gets idea for reincarnation while visiting recycling centre. 33 AD. Jesus crucified, asks to be buried with 10kg...
Lockjaw
Nov 13
A descent into lozenge abuse
A NewsBiscuit investigative team provided this statement from 'Barry'. 'It started out innocent enough. Grandad would let me have a...
eppursimuove
Nov 13
Burglary victim told to be reasonable about it
A burglary victim was today told by the police to be more reasonable in his demands for the return of his property. Mr Zelensky of Europe...
eppursimuove
Nov 13
Liberal US celebs compete to be most upset at Trump victory
A number of liberal celebrities from both coasts of the US have taken to social media to outdo each other in how upset they are about...
Nicka
Nov 12
Prince Harry emphasizes importance of vagus nerve therapy to NATO
The Duke of Sussex has spoken of the need for the world’s foremost military alliance to look toward alternative healing therapies as it...
NewsBiscuit
Nov 12
Surgeons could save time by not washing their hands.
Up to two hours of surgery time could be saved per day by cutting out unnecessary luxuries, such as surgical scrubs and using an...
deskpilot
Nov 12
AI president to be switched off
AI generated president Joe Biden will be switched off for good in January 2025
Doctor Chutney
Nov 12
Man terrified of dying doing something he hates
John Knotley is of a certain age where funerals among his peers are arising more often than weddings. For at least two friends the...
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