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eppursimuove
6 days ago
Other scientists annoyed that rocket scientists get all the glory
A consortium of scientists today issued a statement expressing their annoyance that “rocket scientist” has somehow come to mean a...


Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
6 days ago
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More)
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More) The first ten stories are set in a fictional, utopian version of York aka Yarwick while the other five are...


Kit Caboodle
6 days ago
The Athenaeum Club Relaxes its Membership Rules.
Winner: TonyMc Runners-Up: "Newly appointed US Ambassador and entourage arrive for first official function on UK soil." (FlashArry); "No...


Throngsman
6 days ago
97% of Russian army in Ukraine - hmm, what's NATO got on this weekend?
NATO officials state that there's 'nothing to see here' as they decide to play war games on the Russian border. 'We play war games all...


tacitus
7 days ago
Manchester United Replace Football Department with AI Chatbot
In yet another swingeing cost-cutting move, Manchester United have fired their entire football department and replaced it with an AI...


mcdabble
Feb 16
Govt plan to create 'Fake South Coast' to trick migrants
The government today announced plans to float a facsimile of the South Coast in the English Channel in the hope that migrants will land...


Nicka
Feb 16
Noncrime, nonbenefit, nonimmigrant home found in Luton turns out to be a hoax
News of the possible abode emerged earlier in the week when a visitor reported walking the entirety of a Luton street without feeling...


Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More)
Tales of Olde Yarwick (& More) The first ten stories are set in a fictional, utopian version of York aka Yarwick while the other five are...


ChrisF
Feb 16
Stevie Wonder’s part-time lover wins equal rights
A part-time lover of Stevie Wonder was celebrating today after a court ruled she was entitled to equal treatment with the singer’s first...


tonymc
Feb 16
No bias against Northerners insists Buckingham palace
Annie, a 68 year old single lady from Huddersfield has just had her twelfth rejection letter from Buckingham Palace after applying for...
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