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Nicka
5 days ago
Revealed: Women who make lunch for the women who get paid 10p an hour get paid 5p an hour
In yet another scandal set to rock the much vaunted moral foundations of the Sussex’s business team, it has been revealed that the women...
Titus
5 days ago
thatwasbeast
5 days ago
Work productivity now zero, admits everybody
A summary of things that will be achieved this week would be shorter than a list of Bashar al-Assad's Christmas visitors, it has emerged....
Myke
5 days ago
Holy family briefed against us, say Mary & Joseph
A bitter rift has opened up in royal David city as the mother of Jesus accused God of stoking tabloid tittle-tattle. A spokesperson for...
Lockjaw
5 days ago
Lockjaw
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Nicka
5 days ago
Footballer with car accident injuries has crash overturned by VAR
A VAR review of a crash involving a Premier League player has decided the player did not in fact crash at all. ‘It was an act of...
lostandflouder
6 days ago
Government's Handling of Sewage Leaks an utter '$hit Show'
Author: lostandflounder
Wrenfoe
6 days ago
Santa under fire for using drones
The skies over New Jersey have been filled with weaponized little helpers. Rather than a traditional sleigh, Santa has out-sourced his...
NewsBiscuit
6 days ago
Voters who got food for voting for Jess Phillips now feel a bit sick.
Caught up in a ‘votes for food’ scandal, the Birmingham MP has been found to have offered treats for votes. Said one constituent: ‘I was...
ModelMaker
6 days ago
Comédie Sans Frontiers
In an effort to rebuild relationships with the EU; and to appeal to gammons stuck in the 1970s, Lisa Nandy, the Secretary of State for...
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