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NewsBiscuit
2 days ago
Care Home virus deaths recorded as alien abductions.
It transpires that the UK government has been suppressing Coronavirus mortality rates by ignoring non-hospital deaths and passing them...
Throngsman
2 days ago
Finite number of monkeys still good for Mrs Browns Boys scripts
Australian mathematical researchers have dismissed the adage that an infinite number of monkeys typing for an infinitely long time would...
ModelMaker
2 days ago
deskpilot
2 days ago
Supermarket introduces reverse loyalty scheme
The French owned discount supermarket chain Total-Prix has introduced a novel new loyalty scheme for its shoppers. The new scheme is...
Wrenfoe
3 days ago
Monkeys will never type Shakespeare but can become President
A peer-reviewed study has discovered that it would take longer than the life-span of the Universe to type Shakespeare, but less than...
Steveb
3 days ago
James_doc
3 days ago
Stoats removed from Orkney sent to Rwanda
The RSPB have announced that the 6500 stoats removed from the Orkney islands, allowing threatened birds and voles on the archipelago to...
Sarah Tipper
4 days ago
Cottage cheese now more popular than chocolate with adolescent trick or treaters
The foodstuffs considered a treat by adolescents has changed from being mainly sugar based to being firmly protein based. Across the land...
stewartbarclay
4 days ago
Rachel Reeves' Halloween Boo-dget
In her first budget, Chancelloress of the Exchequeress Rachel Reeves has said that from 2028, people can no longer be dragged to Hell, or...
NewsBiscuit
4 days ago
Love Island beckons for Macron & May.
The private villa will be stocked with Brexit-themed goodies; like chlorinated chicken, 200 tins of spam and a big slice of humble pie....
Lockjaw
4 days ago
Horoscopes for November 2024 by U Wat Nau
Aries Confusion over baklava and balaclava may lead to breathlessness, an irritating rash and possible animal cruelty charges. Avoid Tall...
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