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Five Go Dobbing in the Neighbours
Five go Dobbing in the Neighbours Uncle Quentin was seen in Smuggler’s Cove, without a mask,’ exclaimed Julian. ‘What a frightful bore,’...
Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
2 days ago

Johnson insistent that he needs to read War and Peace before acting on Ukraine
A No. 10 spokesbeing has told our reporter that far from inaction over the war in Ukraine, the Prime Minister is intent on studying War...
ModelMaker
2 days ago


Actually, we would like a hand-out, says working class
Angela Rayner has been briefing that working class people don’t want hand outs, they just want support to find a job. But the working...
deskpilot
2 days ago


Lib-Dem Party considers changing its name to Unpopulist Party
'We've done our best to avoid pissing people off, and we've consistently opposed Brexit' said a calm, polite, sensible-looking spokesman...
Titus
3 days ago


UK's longest tunnel 'sadly' not an escape route
The tunnel was initially pitched as a route to a fabled land of plenty - like Narnia or the Isle of Wight. Now, all optimism of a hasty...
Wrenfoe
3 days ago


Regeneration of junior doctors to be rolled out across NHS
Junior doctors will be expected to routinely travel through time and will work until they are at least 1500 years old, Health Secretary...
ChrisF
3 days ago


Chat group of 5-year-olds manage to use Signal app without giving away state secrets to entire world
A bunch of mindless, immature nincompoops with snot-bubble noses and off the scale pester power for Happy Meals have somehow managed to...
Steveb
3 days ago
Joe
4 days ago


Olympics get sent to Coventry
The International Olympic Committee has sent the 2036 Olympics to Coventry. 'No, not the silent treatment' said an IOC delegate, from...
stewartbarclay
4 days ago
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