US contracts out foreign policy to Israel
The US announced today that it’s officially contracting out its foreign policy to Israel. “It’s not such a big change really,” said...
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James_doc
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Orange Order Holding Open Auditions
In order to arrest falling numbers, and ensure marching season in 2025 doesn't look like a group of friends on a summer stroll, the...
MrQ
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Adrian Bamforth
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'Basic Skynet' to offer annihilation of mankind supported by ads
Murderous artificial intelligence, Skynet, is to roll out the destruction of human society in a nuclear apocalypse at a new budget price...
ModelMaker
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Trump picks Hannibal Lector for Surgeon General
In a relatively uncontroversial pick by his standards, President-Elect Donald Trump has named Dr Hannibal Lecter his choice to be the...
Wrenfoe
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Starmer: Nuclear Armagedon will keep OAPs warm
The Government have a radical plan to heat UK homes this winter, by goading Putin into WW3. Instead of breaking tariffs and importing...
NewsBiscuit
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University graduation to be modelled on Logan’s Run.
Anyone over 21 will participate in a ‘Carrousel of Death’ – or as the Education Secretary describes it a ‘career’s day’ – and all...
James_doc
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International Arrest Warrant Issued for David Walliams
The International Criminal Court has taken the unprecedented step of issuing an international arrest warrant for author and TV...
eppursimuove
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Elon Musk “mostly rich from posting feet on OnlyFans”
Elon Musk admitted today that the bulk of his fortune comes not from Tesla or SpaceX, and certainly not from X (formerly Twitter), but...
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