People smugglers offer to get people out of the country if Reform win the next election

An undercover Newsbiscuit investigation has found UK-registered firms offering 'package deals' to get people abroad if Farage should get into power.

'Travel Agents' are directing people to pay for trips at high street shops all over the country. An undercover researcher was told nearly £3,000 in cash could be deposited with them to secure a plane on a plane or ferry across the channel and "get away from it all".

"You put your money here. If your friends leave the UK, they won't want to come back," we were told.

Our three-month investigation gives insight into how these groups appear to be using UK companies' bank accounts to facilitate journeys - something a leading travel expert Simon Calder from The Independent told us is no surprise at all.

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Andy Burnham will be same as Starmer, but Northern—which is worse

The fear within the Labour Party is that they will be replacing one horrendous human being with an exact copy, but this time with an unlimited supply of tea. So far Burnham's policies are to carry on as normal, but greet every human, animal, and lamppost with 'alright, love?'.

In a tailored speech Burnham denied this, as his brass band struck up, and he threw his flat cap into the crowd. He insisted that he would face the economic challenges—coatless. However, a bit like 'Wonderwall', his northern credentials are so overplayed that everyone is sick of them. His spokeswoman added. 'Andy is not a Northern stereo-type, he is his own man…now please pass the gravy.'

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Security warning about bogus roadworks

MI5 have flagged a serious security threat from bogus roadmenders.

The service has noted over a dozen incidents where roadworks were carried out, but were not authorised by the local council, and were not traceable to a recognised utility company. The roadmenders vans often bear the names of genuine companies and claims to be working as subcontractors for legitimate companies, or for Thames Water. The signage, the traffic cones, and the complete absence of any work happening, make the bogus roadworks look very convincing.

In one case, strategically placed roadworks - and horrendous queues of traffic - were used to prevent the police from getting to a bank raid in time, and to allow the robbers to escape

MI5 believes that hostile actors, and roadmenders, may be interfering with Britain's utilities, installing devices that slow down broadband, syphon off electricity or clog up sewage systems. And they also use badly sequenced temporary traffic lights to mess up the transport system, with the aim of crippling the economy.

A spokesman said, 'It can be hard to tell bogus roadworks from the real thing. The telltale signs are slow broadband, potholes, sewage overflows, power cuts, poorly mended roads, and the smell of gas. Of course, sometimes these issues are the result of genuine incompetence, but we would encourage people to always call 999, just in case.'

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