Capitol Hill Studios shocked the world today by killing off its world famous Bondi character.
”I can’t believe it,” said one fan, who asked to remain anonymous. “In the past she’s got into all sorts of trouble, but always survived somehow. And of course, every few years she’s played by a different person. But as a fan you accept that.
”But it seems like this time they’re really killed her off. They didn’t leave any wiggle room for her to come back.
One person who seemed pleased by Bondi’s demise was supervillain Orangefingers, speaking from his undersea volcano in Mar a Lago (having been forced to move from a certain Caribbean island that he definitely never visited).
“We’ve got a lot of good people to replace her, great people, everybody says so,” he said while stroking a white pussy he’d grabbed because they let you do it when you’re famous.
