In the absence of RAF planes operating in the region, the US have resorted to shooting their own planes down.
'As a matter of principle we prefer to shoot down Allied aircraft, but with only Israel taking part it's difficult. We wouldn't dare shooting down one of Bibi's,' said a US spokesman.
'We're hopeful the UK will join us soon, as we're running out of our own planes to down,' he added.
And it came to pass that Israel, spoilt child of America, waxed exceeding wrath at the Persians and smote them with all the stuff that America had given them.
And lo, they slew the supreme leader, whereupon they and their sugar daddy Donald fell to gloating and cackling whilst amongst the chief Persians there was a wailing and a gnashing of teeth.
And then the Persians waxed wrath and smote all the countries around them which were America's allies - which wasn't the plan. Verily, it was not the plan at all.
Then the neighbouring countries waxed wrath at America and their batshit crazy leader Donald, saying unto him:
'Behold the state of these luxury hotels which the Persians smote in retaliation for you smiting them.
'Who in the name of arse is going to stay in them now? You've totally ruined our tourist industry, you demented monkey boy.
'Now sod off out of our lands and take all your naval bases and air bases with you. With friends like you, who needs bleeding enemies?
And Donald waxed wrath at this unintended consequence, and wailed and gnashed his teeth for forty days and nights on Fox News. But verily, he had no one to blame but his stupid self.
Here endeth the lesson.
Rejected names for the US “War/Award Winning Peace Deal” with Iran:
Operation Rock Hard Justice
Operation Suck My Freedom
Operation Spurting Democracy
Operation Lets Murder Dem (Racial Slur Redacted)
Operation Engorged Anger
Operation Kiss Your Ayatollah Goodbye
Operation Security Failure – Stop Sharing This On Group Chat
Special Military Operation II – The Distraction
