Not only will they suspend the asylum system, they said any major policy decisions will be deferred pending the findings of a Royal Commission on Whether Anything Really Needs Doing. This will be followed by the launch of a consultation into the feasibility of launching consultations.
It is alleged that Farage is so workshy, his party plans to release all legislation in draft form and then accidentally leave it in draft form for the duration of his time in office. He will outsource governance to a giant office pinboard covered in Post-it notes marked ‘TBC.’ And his party will introduce a Minister for Urgent Matters, then leave the position vacant-while they spend eighteen months designing an appropriate logo.
Upon entering office, he will immediately begin preparing their memoirs entitled My Courageous Struggle Against Excessive Administrative Activity. He promised to ‘hit the ground running,’ then immediately commission a report into safer alternatives to running. He went on to say that difficult decisions are best made by future generations, who will hopefully be less busy.
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