Staff at the Oval Diner in DC are constantly thinking of ways to stop a very special little customer geting 'hangry'.
He's not interested in the usual colouring menus you see in restaurants - he always wants exactly the same fast food and can't keep inside the lines anyway, plus he only wants to use his black marker pen.
He's usually happy with just a sheet of paper in a fancy folder so he can sign his name and proudly display the unintelligible scribble, much like a toddler showing off a freshly filled potty.
Our latest idea is giving him printouts of maps. He loves crossing out names of places - gulfs, lakes, anything really.
Though he's not very imaginative with the renaming - so far it's just been America everything.
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