A letter to the BBC about allowing the Green Party to talk

Dear Whoever is currently in charge of the BBC,

I was furious again today. The radical BBC again showed how biased it is against the English by wasting time doing some sort of Green Party interview. The Green Party! I mean, they have only ever had one MP and no one likes them.

I was trying to listen to Radio 4 to see if they were slating the “Budget” enough, and they decided to do this bit on the extremist, radical Green party. I was disgusted, DISGUSTED! that instead of getting Sir Nigel Farage to talk about them, they had some foreign sounding bloke called Zick Zack Poland-ski. Apparently he is some sort of leader, probably just the leader of the Welsh Greens, WHICH IS A NOTHING POSITION!

How dare this literal terrorist be interviewed and take valuable time from other political parties, parties that have many more MPs than this joke of a party. I was too angry to listen to single word he said, it was probably all about trees, although I think I heard him talk defensively about tits at one point.

Where was the Reform Ltd representative to counter balance his radical tree hugging nonsense? Cancelled probably. Bloody typical.

If I paid my BBC Licence, I would be livid that I had paid for such wokeness.

I am going to have to paint a roundabout to calm down and maybe shout at a hotel next time I am over there.

Concerned,

A True English Patriot currently living in Malaga

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Lies about the budget were within government's set limits for duplicity, says Reeves

"Kemi is saying I lied to the public in the run-up to the Budget, softening them up for tax rises they didn't really need to pay," whimpered Rachel Reeves, wiping a customary tear from her eye.

"But my lie was well within the limits for day-to-day deception that this government has set itself," continued Honest Rach.

"For example, I said on my CV that I had worked for 10 years as an economist at the Halifax, when I actually worked in their complaints department.

"This year's lie wasn't half as false as that one so, in real terms, I'm getting more honest.

"My golden rule is not to mislead the public any more than is strictly necessary to ensure our political survival.

"I had to persuade you I had to raise taxes because I needed to get the money in to remove the child benefit cap. I didn't tell you the last bit.

"But I had to remove the cap to mollify all those left-wing backbenchers who wanted me and Keir out. f that had happened, you'd have had some quasi-communist like John McDonnell as chancellor, and Diane Abbott as PM.

"Is that what you want? Because that's what you'll be getting unless you're prepared to swallow one or two tiny little fibs from me."

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Reform Watch, May 1940

Another in the infrequent Reform archive stories, this one is from 26 May, 1940, somewhere on the south coast (where else?)

Another day and another wave of Antifa men of fighting age arriving at Dover in small boats, claiming to be fleeing a war zone. That's what they all say. They're being put up in local hotels, some are even being housed in Army accommodation - where does this government get off? As usual there are Europeans in the boats, from France and Belgium, but I've seen Indians, Sikhs and Eastern Europeans too - bloody Polish think they can go anywhere they like. They all claim to be fighting Fascists - well if they want a fight, we're ready.

Vote Reform and we'll send them back across the Channel, no ifs, no buts. Trust us, this is war.

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