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Exasperated Corinthians receive yet another letter from St Paul

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News from Corinthia today as adminstrators for the region check the post and discover yet another missive from St Paul.


"Oh my God, it's another one", said Anastosios Papas as he flipped through the various correspondence, "I can't believe this, he must send one a week. First it was all 'Love they neighbour' and 'worship our God freely' and all that good stuff. You know, that's fine we're a good fearing people. But now it's all, 'have you seen Taylor Swift is getting married?' and 'apparently red wine ISN'T good for you after all! I mean, I like the guy, but 200 years worth of letters is a bit much."


We tried to reach out to St Paul but he was busy writing a letter to the Ephesians to tell then that the Galatians still have their strimmer and are not looking like they are giving it back.


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FunkyPigeon create Mandelson/Epstein birthday card

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The card can be personalized to feature any sex island of your choice. The list of images are all incredibly tasteful- they include Peter Mandelson laughing with a sex criminal, Peter Mandelson shopping with a sex criminal or Peter Mandelson appearing on TV pretending he never met the guy.


The "my best pal" range has a Mandelson selection of Kompromat messages. It offers a variety of fonts - all of them bloody. And can be translated into English or Israeli depending on which intelligence group you are lobbying for. The cards feature best wishes with all endeavours - "I hear you are to be assassinated in prison - Get Well Soon" "I hear your recently slept with Prince Andrew- Happy 14th birthday" and the every popular "I hear you are the biggest creep in the entire world - Good Luck with new job as Ambassador to the US".


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Starmer denies muddle & confusion

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The Prime Minister has stated that, following the completion of his latest cabinet re-shuffle, things are now completely sorted out and totally organised within the government.


'Let me be absolutely clear about this' announced Sir Keir 'I have now completed my duck re-arrangement, and all that remains is for me to finish getting my deck-chairs in a row.' 


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