
For the tenth year running, the Lingerie Models' Outreach Club will be bringing Valentine's Day thrills to men in old folks' homes the length and breadth of Britain.
"I'm looking forward to doing the catwalk parade in my lacy undies for these lovely old boys," giggled 20-year-old Tina, 42-24-36.
"They've done so much for our country. They fought in the war.
"They didn't? But they voted for Brexit, didn't they?"
One person determined to stay in his room all day to miss the spectacle is 82-year-old Hywel Probyn of the Pearly Gates home in Porthmadog, who described last year's event as "four hours of hellish, excruciating sexual frustration".
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