Couple on Seafront Startled to see Railings Have Been Painted.

Winner: SteveB

Runners-Up:

"Scarborough's Seagull Dispersal Officer really gives it his all!" (Lockjaw);

""Looks like another Kamala Harris voter."" (Perry A Mamigonian on Facebook)

Man with Fear of Popcorn Distracts Himself with TV.

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"Jeff realised it had been a mistake to switch to real news." (McDabble);

"Barry was shocked to discover his mother had her own Pornhub show." (Lockjaw)

Bertrand Papin, Oldest Rider in the Tour de France, Stops to ask Directions for the 1,723rd Time.

Winner: Flash Arry

Runners-Up:

'When I'm older, I want to be President of America.' (SteveB);

"I'm sorry, I don't go south of the river at this time of night." (Deskpilot)