Downed US Plane Wins Turner Prize.

Winner: APepper

Runners-Up:

"Car boot sale curated by Tate gallery." (SirLupus);

"New Ryanair-IKEA partnership requires passengers to assemble plane before take-off." (Sydalg).

US Airman, Who Went Missing in Iran, Thanks Navy Seal for Rescuing Him.

Winner; Modelmaker

Runners-Up:

"Trump announces new presidential seal." (APepper);

"Incredibly small man fights off slug." (MrQ).

MI5 Secretary, Debbie McLean, Begins to Worry About That Light Fitting They Ordered From China.

Winner: Rob Falconer

Runners-Up:

"Team of linguists work to translate Trump speech into English." (APepper);

"Eight accountancy students discuss how best to split the bill in Nando's." (Midfield Diamond).