Grandad, "drinking for two" is not a thing

WINNER:Grandad, "drinking for two" is not a thing (sir lupus)

RUNNERS UP: Oh, no! Uncle Fred is about to do his drinking from binoculars impression (lockjaw)

Thank god we lost. Who wants to be a local councillor anyway? (deskpilot)

Club 18-30 admit age vetting failures (apepper)

"It's hard to explain to a girl. It's like a typewriter that can talk to other typewriters"

WINNER: It's hard to explain to a girl. It's like a typewriter that can talk to other typewriters (Sinnick)

RUNNERS UP:

Dave and Julie had begun to run out of conversation topics as Windows Updates entered its third hour. (sydalg)

After Darren's garlic lunch, Debbie wished they could go back to having Zoom meetings (robfalconer)

You see Claire, mansplaining is when a man explains something to a woman who already understands the situation (joe)

Come back to Epstein Island soon, you all!

WINNER: jeremynh

RUNNERS UP

Mary decided against the sightseeing trip to the Straits of Hormuz Sinnick

Labour MP waves goodbye to its floating voters robfalconer