“Is that a Canon EF 600mm f/4L IS III USM in your holdall or are you just pleased to see me?"

Winner: JimSkinz

Runners-Up:

"Snap!" (Sirlupus);

"Woman takes a couple of dick pics" (Mr Q)

The First Meeting of the Blazer Marketing Board and Everyone was on Brand.

Winner: Flash Arry

Runners-Up:

"... and so, welcome to the Rictus Smile Sufferers Support Group" (Lockjaw);

"Okay, so after Dave’s people have met Sally‘s people, Ken’s people will meet our people and we can start the conversation then." (DickEveryman)

Diehard Partygoers Discover Hell to be Very Much like Frinton-on-Sea.

Winner: Rob Falconer

Runners-Up:

"Guido Fawkes returns to Valencia." (SteveB);

"Trump announces "bigliest and bestiest Armageddon"" (APepper)