Manufacturers Admit to Using Wrong Measurements for new IKEA Sock DrawersKit CaboodleMar 16Updated: Mar 22Winner: GerontiusRunners-Up:"Spurs fans prefer to watch the traffic go by outside rather than endure the game." (Lockjaw); "ICC curse Tesco for building a car park next to Lords cricket ground." (Modelmaker).
America Tries to Make up for Being Late for the Last Two World Wars by Being First in This One. Kit CaboodleMar 9Updated: Mar 15Winner: Rob FalconerRunners-Up:"Dad's Army remake funded by Jeffrey Epstein." (Sydalg); "America liberates the Isle of Wight from 'Big England." (Lockjaw).
"Come on Lads! We're Only up Against Two Girls."Kit CaboodleMar 2Updated: Mar 8Winner: ModelmakerRunners-Up:"Struggle to remove Farage from Trump's arse continues." (APepper); "Carlos' Chihuahua was a tad reluctant to go to the vet's." (Sinnick).