Susan’s IKEA Sleep-in Enters Seventh Day.

Winner: DickEveryman

Runners-Up:

"In her imagination, Nadine Dorries was still young." (deskpilot);

"Family fed, house cleaned, conscience clear, a Republican wife can sleep soundly." (TonyMc)

"You're Right - the Bidet Water Pressure is way too High. Poor Nan"

Winner: FlashArry

Runners-Up:

“If you'd defrosted the freezer back when I told you, we wouldn't be where we are today.” AdrianBamforth

“Can we change our minds & try the Lion Wall instead?” Granger

Lowest Budget yet for New Season of 'You've Been Framed'

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Secret behind ultra-HD TV revealed." (APepper);

"Facebook influencers give masterclass on how to tilt your head to look the most gormless." (Modelmaker.)