Come back to Epstein Island soon, you all!

WINNER: jeremynh

RUNNERS UP

Mary decided against the sightseeing trip to the Straits of Hormuz Sinnick

Labour MP waves goodbye to its floating voters robfalconer

Wild Frankfurter Swallows Couple Whole.

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"Kiss of life lessons, part 69." (Granger);

"Labour keeps its promise to "go down hard" on small boat traffickers." (Sydalg).

Downed US Plane Wins Turner Prize.

Winner: APepper

Runners-Up:

"Car boot sale curated by Tate gallery." (SirLupus);

"New Ryanair-IKEA partnership requires passengers to assemble plane before take-off." (Sydalg).