Wild Frankfurter Swallows Couple Whole.

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"Kiss of life lessons, part 69." (Granger);

"Labour keeps its promise to "go down hard" on small boat traffickers." (Sydalg).

Downed US Plane Wins Turner Prize.

Winner: APepper

Runners-Up:

"Car boot sale curated by Tate gallery." (SirLupus);

"New Ryanair-IKEA partnership requires passengers to assemble plane before take-off." (Sydalg).

US Airman, Who Went Missing in Iran, Thanks Navy Seal for Rescuing Him.

Winner; Modelmaker

Runners-Up:

"Trump announces new presidential seal." (APepper);

"Incredibly small man fights off slug." (MrQ).