"Now We'll Just Have a Picture of the Happy Couple."

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Gillette boycott enters its 13th year." (Sydalg);

"It was only recently the taxidermist had started experimenting with humans." (MrQ)

As the Last Embers Died Away, ‘Chainsaw’ Chuck was Finally Rid of Those Pesky Kids.

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up:

"Living in a tent was worth it now that America is Great Again." (Sinnick);

"There's glamping, then there's camping, then what's the one below that?" (MrQ);

"Glumping." (Flash Arry).

"What do you mean? ‘They don’t want a Mosque in Clacton?’"

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up:

""What's this feature on the plan - 'Giant Ape Handhold' ?"" (FlashArry);

""The guys from Pisa are saying we may have overdone the lean."" (Granger)