The Athenaeum Club Relaxes its Membership Rules.

Winner: TonyMc

Runners-Up:

"Newly appointed US Ambassador and entourage arrive for first official function on UK soil." (FlashArry);

"No shortage of eager applicants as Amazon launches search for new James Bond." (DickEveryman)

At School, Helen had been Voted ‘Girl-Most-Likely-to-Cause-Some-Sort-of-Public-Transport-Delay'

Winner: FlashArry

Runners-Up:

"Dastardly villain strike action affects damsel in distress." (APepper);

"This service has been cancelled because Eve's on the line." (JimSkinz)

When Your Roommate is Learning the Bagpipes.

Winner: tonymc

Runners-Up:

"Jane resorted to using the A-Z to figure out where she was." (Sinnick);

"Tourist waits days for London bus." (MrQ)