"Do you Think we Might be Coming at this Zebra Crossing Thing From the Wrong Angle?"

Winner: Granger

Runners-Up:

"Chrissie always got cross with Kris on the crossing." (Dick Everyman);

"She was clearly armed with a weapon of Matt's destruction." (MrQ)

Larry had Significantly Increased the Voltage on his Hand Buzzer.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Body doubles for King Charles and Zelenskyy 'unconvincing'" (Deskpilot);

"Try as he might he couldn’t shake off his Grindr date." (DickEveryman)

Police Release Still Image of Invisible Man Making Lewd Comments.

Winner: JimSkinz

Runners-Up:

"To truly become one with the bench you must first dress as the bench." (MrQ);

"The 12:47 flasher was late. Funny the things you miss." (FlashArry)