At School, Helen had been Voted ‘Girl-Most-Likely-to-Cause-Some-Sort-of-Public-Transport-Delay'

Winner: FlashArry

Runners-Up:

"Dastardly villain strike action affects damsel in distress." (APepper);

"This service has been cancelled because Eve's on the line." (JimSkinz)

When Your Roommate is Learning the Bagpipes.

Winner: tonymc

Runners-Up:

"Jane resorted to using the A-Z to figure out where she was." (Sinnick);

"Tourist waits days for London bus." (MrQ)

"Now We'll Just Have a Picture of the Happy Couple."

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Gillette boycott enters its 13th year." (Sydalg);

"It was only recently the taxidermist had started experimenting with humans." (MrQ)