Winner: Lockjaw
Runners-Up:
"Hello, we're from the Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like one of our leaflets?" (AdrianBamforth);
"I know we can't get a doctors appointment for love nor money but are you sure this is how drop in centres work?" (Des Cann)
Winner: PAUL
Runners-Up:
"Garrick Club diversity committee welcomes injection of youth." (APepper);
"Gerald had to play standing up, punishment for forgetting the first rule of Cargo Vest Hat Poker Club." (Flash Arry).
Winner: Flash Arry
Runners-Up:
"For a brief moment, Snowy thought he'd spotted Tintin in the crowd" (Lockjaw);
"‘There’s no point being a guide dog’, he thought ‘if she keeps taking over’." (Dick Everyman)
