High Court Settles Dispute About Harry's Security Arrangements.

Winner: Deskpilot

Runners-Up:

"Flushed, Doris could never resist a Mannequin in Uniform." (TonyMc);

"Primark mannequins go on strike." (Jade_types)

Champagne Corks Popping on the Robert Maxwell Memorial Cruise

Winner: TonyMc

Runners-Up:

""I say, this immigration thing is good fun, what?"" (Sinnick);

"Wight supremacists patrol Shanklin beach." (FlashArry)

Donald Trump’s Hair Weave Becomes Weaponised.

Winner: DickEveryman

Runners-Up:

""Mam! There's something wrong with my candyfloss!"" (Lockjaw);

"Best in Show at Crufts to be decided by martial arts contest." (Deskpilot).