Museum of Spot-the-Ball Photos has Quiet Opening Day.

Winner: Sydalg

Runners-Up:

"Blind as a bat but she just loved a good whiff of art." (MrQ);

"The new exhibition exploring mental health controversially included a gallery entitled ‘Pretentious Provocation Of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.’" (Midfield Diamond (with acknowledgement to TonyMc))

"Do you Think we Might be Coming at this Zebra Crossing Thing From the Wrong Angle?"

Winner: Granger

Runners-Up:

"Chrissie always got cross with Kris on the crossing." (Dick Everyman);

"She was clearly armed with a weapon of Matt's destruction." (MrQ)

Larry had Significantly Increased the Voltage on his Hand Buzzer.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Body doubles for King Charles and Zelenskyy 'unconvincing'" (Deskpilot);

"Try as he might he couldn’t shake off his Grindr date." (DickEveryman)