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Who is going to trust a drug called 'Cancer-gone', 'Alz-cure' or 'Stroke-fix'? These are obviously a con from some dodgy get-rich-quick pharmascam company. Especially if they're also affordable (just).
To carry any credibility, any real new wonder-drug must have an unpronounceable name - and of course also be utterly unaffordable.
So there are great hopes for recently-announced Fixanydiseasealmostinstantlywithnegligibleriskandabsolutelynosideeffectsiscan, at £20million per dose, from the TitusScamedical corp., based in the Cayman Islands (entirely, of course, because the specific climate there is essential for this particular drug's production).
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Health Secretary Wes Streeting has declared around £175,000 in donations from Private Healthcare suppliers who, co-incidentally, are in line for multi-million-pound contracts from the NHS. A spokesman for Streeting confirmed the donations were 'normal, reasonable and probably used to buy stuff', adding, 'and there's no way any British politician would be influenced when awarding contracts by any donations'. A straw poll of Labour cabinet ministers seemed to confirm this point of view, insisting that there was 'nothing to see here'.
Some politicians routinely accept donations, sometimes in the form of hospitality, sometimes in plain brown envelopes. 'Ornate envelopes aren't value for money,' suggested the spokesman, adding, 'and are probably more traceable.'
No envelopes, plain brown or ornate, appear to have been declared this Parliament, however as Labour are keen to point out it's only been a few weeks.
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