Woman Attempts to Catch a Grape in her Mouth from a Record-Breaking 9,000 Feet.

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"Martha hated using the Turkish toilets at the Royal Opera House." (Lockjaw);

"20 seconds later, a faulty trap spring catapulted her into the upper circle." (Flash Arry)

Birth of a myth: 'king dumbass

Whole lotta meal