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A hornets' nest in Southampton said to to be home to some 3,000 hornets was just 75cm-wide. " This is an absolute disgrace" said Milly Purviss of the Asian Hornets Society. "It's time the government took action against rogue hornet landlords such as the one that rented out this accommodation."
More pressure is being put on local councils to provide reasonable-sized, cheap accommodation to dangerous insects but there has been a lot of opposition from Reform UK.
Reform's leader, pub bore and professional milkshake dodger, Nigel Farage, has hit out against the provision of housing for hornets, especially the Asian ones. "What about the British stinging insects?" he asked our reporter. "It's one rule for the British insects and another for the foreign, work shy, immigrant hornets! They can't even speak English!"
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Under the terms of the American Revolutionary War, the US must revert to having a royal family and in the absence of King George III, they must make their own feline-based monarchy. Joe Exotic, aka ‘Tiger King’, is technically next to ascend the throne, despite serving a 22-year jail sentence – ten more years than Donald Trump was due to get.
The real last ‘King’ the US had was Elvis who died in 1977 and whose elder brother, Martin Luther, was assassinated in 1968. Sadly, Billie Jean King cannot inherit as she is female; an irony not lost on a campaigner for women’s equal rights.
As a mulleted, gun-toting polygamist, Joe is seen as a moderate choice for President. Said a friend: ‘Trump boasted of grabbing pussy but as Joe will tell you, that’s no way to handle a big cat. Joe may have been convicted of 17 federal charges, but he can bring something new to the Presidency – dignity.’
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