“Just Stop Olly Murs" Protester Found Glued to a Wall.

Winner: Sinnick

Runners-Up:

“The Furtive Busker would stop playing whenever someone hove into sight, and just glare at them until they went away.” (Flash Arry);

“Bouncers at Hampton Court Palace get hipster makeover.” (Jimskinz)

Chancellor's statement about hole in public finances: ‘We’re going to need a bigger plug’

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Snack-thieving seagulls rate seaside resorts on ChipAdvisor

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