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After the Daleks, the Cybermen and the Weeping Angels, the next alien species set to do battle with Dr Who will be the Tories.
There has been foreshadowing of the Tories’ arrival, as Conservatives have previously claimed that most young white men had turned to a life of crime as a direct result of Dr Who being played by a woman and then by a black man. More recently Kemi Badenoch and Rishi Sunak have now been throwing wild haymakers in the press towards former Dr Who actor David Tennant - all part of a guerrilla marketing campaign.
However, one long-time Dr Who fan grumbled 'It makes sense with all those soon-to-be-unemployed Tory MPs as extras, but the Daleks were already based on the Nazis, so how are the Tories different?'
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