As Brian's Eyes Wandered Toward the Acoustic Guitar, Astrid Turned to her Emergency Distraction Protocols.

Winner: Adrian Bamforth

Runners-Up:

"Despite being seduced, hand fed & surrounded by not too subtle affirmations, Tristan could only think of George." (JoBo);

"Picking up a busker and a pizza was Jane’s idea of heaven on a Friday night." (Dick Everyman).

Post-election planning

Charles and Kate are out of action, but Camilla has it covered