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At what looks like possibly a desperate attempt to win back control of the leadership contest, ex-Chancellor Rishi Sunak's team has suggested he's contemplating paying 'so-called taxpayers' four pence in the pound for every pound they earn over their allowance, and refunding every single National Insurance payment ever made to all qualifying tax-payers*. He is understood to be considering crowd-funding the NHS as the most sustainable and realistic method and cancelling all of the backlog of appointments 'to give the NHS a clear start'**
His opponent, Liz Truss, is understood to have offered to double or quits anything Rishi has said, with bells on. So there.
*Only applies to Tory donors and Conservative Party members
** Does not apply to Tory Donors and Conservative Party members
As their second week of holiday looms, ink stains fade and the Prozac leaves their system most teachers are reminded just how rewarding their job is if only they could phase out their students. As one relaxing classroom assistant commented: 'It's not that I hate the children, I'm just saying it’s nice to be without my nervous twitch, sense of impending doom and the irrational desire to adopt the foetal position every time I see hear a school bell'.
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