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Cuddly and sad-faced pooches have been photographed being adorable at polling places up and down the country as local election fever grips almost no-one at all.
One golden retriever, who suspects his owner is a Tory voter, woofed ‘I used to think an exit poll was a particularly unpleasant bowel movement, but when my owner can’t meet my eye after voting, I sense his Tory shame. As a dog, deliberate NHS underfunding and a slide towards privatisation have no bearing on me at all. But how many humans look at that and think 'I will never be ill or die – the Tories seem fine to me'. Maybe they admire the naked corruption and raw incompetence? Kay Burley said there was sadness in my eyes. The Tories are the reason why, although I will say I’m in favour of how many dead cats they produce.’
Image from Pixabay by Birgl
https://pixabay.com/photos/dog-golden-retriever-puppy-small-4671215/
A spokesman said: 'Mr. Blair would be a worthy recipient of any unwanted 'Dad of the Year' socks or sectarian-themed cards. He cannot take the place of your deceased biological parents but he can take your oil. Maybe you’d like to stay with him over Christmas? What do you mean you don't celebrate Christmas? What's wrong with you people?!? Don't make Daddy angry - you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
‘Obviously you Iraqi children need to realise that new-Daddy had nothing to do with your parent's deaths. And if he did, you should be grateful that he prevented you from being exposed to extremists or two loving parents. Not that he had anything to do with it. He wasn't even in the same room. And even if he was, you can't prove anything - LOOK! WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE! ....Hmmm? What did you say? War, what war? I don't know what you mean'.
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