Not since St. Patrick banished all the snakes, has there been such a popular expulsion. One City Council official said: ‘You have to remember that Garth Brooks is a gateway artist for the likes of Billy Ray Cyrus. And once you let Cyrus in, then you’ve got twerking all over the city. Don’t forget – line dancing is the only kind of dancing that makes River Dance look funky.’
Said one fan: ‘It’s disappointing. I was all ready. I’d tucked my jeans inside my cowboy boots, put on an over-sized Stetson and purchased ear plugs. I guess I’ll just have to unwrap the bald eagle from my confederate flag’.
